YOU SAID:
This is absurd bro like go somewhere
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これはどこかへ行くようなばかげた仲間です
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This is a silly fellow like to go somewhere
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こいつはどこかへ行きたがるバカだな
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This guy is an idiot who wants to go somewhere
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こいつはどこかへ行きたがるバカだ
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This guy is a fool who wants to go somewhere
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こいつはどこかへ行きたがるバカ
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This idiot wants to go somewhere
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このバカはどこかに行きたがっている
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this idiot wants to go somewhere
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このバカはどこかに行きたがっている
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this idiot wants to go somewhere
That didn't even make that much sense in English.