YOU SAID:

this is a terrible situation, get someone to make me tea before I faint on this flower patterned sofa.

INTO JAPANESE

これはひどい状況です、私がこの花模様のソファの上で気絶する前に誰かに私にお茶を飲ませる。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a terrible situation, let someone give me a cup of tea before I am stunned on this flower pattern sofa.

INTO JAPANESE

これはひどい状況です、私がこの花模様のソファーに気絶する前に、誰かが私にお茶を一杯与えてみましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a terrible situation, let someone give me a cup of tea before I am stunned by this flower pattern sofa.

INTO JAPANESE

これはひどい状況です、私がこの花模様のソファーに気絶する前に誰かが私にお茶を一杯与えてみましょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is a terrible situation, let someone give me a cup of tea before I am stunned by this flower pattern sofa.