YOU SAID:
this is a hot diggity dog monster that doesn't eat dogs
INTO JAPANESE
これは犬を食べない熱い犬の怪物です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is a hot dog monster that does not eat dogs
INTO JAPANESE
これは犬を食べないホットドッグモンスターです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is a hot dog monster that does not eat dogs
That didn't even make that much sense in English.