YOU SAID:
This is a call for help. I've been kidnapped and locked in a basement. I'm using my couple of seconds on the internet to look for help here. Save me!
INTO JAPANESE
これは助けを求めています。私は誘拐され、地下室に閉じ込められました。私はここで助けを探すためにインターネット上で私の数秒を使っています。私を救え!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is seeking help. I was kidnapped and confined in the cellar. I am using my few seconds on the Internet to find help here. Save me!
INTO JAPANESE
これは助けを求めています。私は誘拐され、地下室に閉じ込められました。私はここで助けを見つけるためにインターネットで私の数秒を使っています。私を救え!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is seeking help. I was kidnapped and confined in the cellar. I am using my few seconds on the Internet to find help here. Save me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.