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This happened just this morning, to clarify. Recently, I have just gotten into fountain pens thanks to /r/fountainpens, and ordered a Platinum Preppy with an extra fine nib, which means it is very sharp. (relevant) I was in my maths class, and as the period came to an end, I started to pack up my stuff. As my teacher made his final remarks, I hit my right palm on the fountain pen in my left hand, thinking that the cap was already on and just needed to be snapped on. At first, there was no feeling of pain, then suddenly, I saw the pen hanging out from my right palm. I quickly yanked it out, screaming in pain as I did so. It was bleeding tremendously (or at least I thought it was) and I stumbled over to the nurse's office, who only laughed and handed over some alcoholic wipes and a bandaid. After the pain subsided, I looked at my hand and saw a huge blue splotch. Thinking it was inked on, I tried rubbing it off, only paining myself in the process. However, the ink wouldn't come off, no matter how hard I scrubbed. At this moment, I realized I had just given myself a tattoo in a traditional Japanese technique. Now, I have a blue splotch in my palm, and will do so for the rest of my life.
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これは明らかにこの朝を起こった。最近、私はちょうど/r/fountainpens、おかげで万年筆に得たし、極細のペン先が付いてプレッピー プラチナ注文は非常に鋭いことを意味します。(関連)私は私の数学のクラスでは、期間は終わりに来て、私は私のものを荷造りする始めた。先生は、彼の最終的な発言をしたと私はヒット私の右の手のひら万年筆を私の左手でキャップに既にあった上でスナップにちょうど必要なことを考えてします。最初は、feeli はないです。
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This apparently happened this morning. Recently, I just /r/fountainpens, got, thanks to the fountain pen fine nib with, preppy Platinum order means that very sharp. (Related) I came to an end period in my math class, I pack up my stuff started. Teacher did his final remarks and I hit my right Palm fountain pen with my left hand in CAP,
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これはどうやら今朝が起こった。最近、ちょうど/r/グレード、着くと、万年筆高級ペン先に、おかげでプレッピー プラチナ順序は意味が非常に鋭い。(関連)私の数学のクラスで終末期に来て、開始私のものを荷造り。先生は彼の最終的な発言を行なったし、キャップ、左手で私の右の手のひらの万年筆をヒット
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Recently just got/r / grade, and fountain pen fine nib, thanks preppy Platinum order is very sharp. (Related) thing I started to pack up, come to the Terminal in my maths class. Teacher did his final remarks and then hit the fountain pen in my right hand in CAP, left hand
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。最近ちょうど得た/r/グレード、および万年筆高級ペン先、おかげでプレッピー プラチナの順序は非常に鋭い。パックを始めました (関連) のものは、私の数学のクラスでターミナルに来る。先生は彼の最終的な発言をしたし、キャップ、左手で私の右手に万年筆を押して
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Recently just got the/r / grade, and high quality fountain pens away, thanks to the preppy Platinum order is very sharp. Started Pack (related) stuff comes to the Terminal in my maths class. The teacher made his final remarks and CAP, your left hand press the pen in my right hand
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。最近ちょうど得た、/r/プレッピーのプラチナの順にグレードと高品質の万年筆でのおかげで、非常に鋭い。開始 (関連) パックのものは私の数学のクラスのターミナルになります。彼の最終的な発言とキャップ、左手プレス私の右手でペンを作った先生
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Very sharp thanks to grade with high quality fountain pens, followed by/r / preppy recently just got the Platinum. Start (related to) Pack of Terminal in my maths class. The teacher made the pen in my right hand a final remark of his cap and left hand press
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。非常に鋭いのおかげで高品質の万年筆でグレードが続く/r/プレッピーは最近だけプラチナを得た。(関連) スタート パックのターミナル私の数学のクラスで。先生が私の右手の彼のキャップと左手のプレスの最終的な発言でペンを作った
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Very sharp followed by grade, thanks to high quality fountain pens in/r / preppy got Platinum only recently. In the (related) Starter Pack Terminal my math class. Teacher final remarks press cap on him with my right hand and left hand made pens
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。非常に鋭いグレード、高品質の万年筆のおかげで続いて/r/プレッピー得たプラチナばかり。(関連) スターター パックのターミナル私の数学のクラスでは。先生の最終的な発言は、私の右手と左手のペンを作った彼にキャップを押す
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Thanks to the extremely sharp grade, high quality fountain pens were followed by/r / preppy Platinum only. In the (related) Starter Pack-Terminal my math class. Teacher's final remarks, he made a pen in my right hand and the left hand press the CAP
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。非常にシャープなグレードのおかげで質の高い万年筆が続いていた/r/プレッピー プラチナのみ。(関連) スターター パック端子数学の授業。先生の最後の発言、彼は私の右手と左手プレス キャップのペンを作った
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Thanks to grade an incredibly sharp high-quality fountain pens was followed by/r / preppy Platinum only. (Related) Starter Pack pin math class. Teacher's final remarks, he made a pen in my right hand and left hand press Cap
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。続いたおかげで信じられないほどシャープな高品質グレード万年筆/r/プレッピー プラチナのみ。(関連)スターター パック ピン math クラス。先生の最後の発言、彼は私の右手と左手プレス キャップのペンを作った
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Thanks lasted an incredibly sharp high-quality grade pen/r / preppy Platinum only. (Related) Starter Pack pin math class. Teacher's final remarks, he made a pen in my right hand and left hand press Cap
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。おかげで続いた信じられないほどシャープな高品質グレード ペン/r/プレッピー プラチナのみ。(関連)スターター パック ピン math クラス。先生の最後の発言、彼は私の右手と左手プレス キャップのペンを作った
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Continued thanks to the incredibly sharp high-quality grade pen/r / preppy Platinum only. (Related) Starter Pack pin math class. Teacher's final remarks, he made a pen in my right hand and left hand press Cap
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。信じられないほどシャープな高品質グレード ペン/r のおかげで引き続きプレッピー/プラチナのみ。(関連)スターター パック ピン math クラス。先生の最後の発言、彼は私の右手と左手プレス キャップのペンを作った
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Still thanks to the incredibly sharp high-quality grade pen/r preppy/Platinum only. (Related) Starter Pack pin math class. Teacher's final remarks, he made a pen in my right hand and left hand press Cap
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。まだ、信じられないほどシャープな高品質ペン/r プレッピー/プラチナ グレードのみに感謝します。(関連)スターター パック ピン math クラス。先生の最後の発言、彼は私の右手と左手プレス キャップのペンを作った
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Thank you yet, incredibly sharp high-quality pen/r preppy / Platinum grade only. (Related) Starter Pack pin math class. Teacher's final remarks, he made a pen in my right hand and left hand press Cap
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。ありがとうございます、まだ信じられないほどシャープ高品質ペン/r プレッピー/プラチナ グレードのみ。(関連)スターター パック ピン math クラス。先生の最後の発言、彼は私の右手と左手プレス キャップのペンを作った
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Thank you, yet incredibly sharp high-quality pen/r preppy / Platinum grade only. (Related) Starter Pack pin math class. Teacher's final remarks, he made a pen in my right hand and left hand press Cap
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これは明らかに何が起こったの今朝です。ありがとうございます、まだ信じられないほどシャープ高品質ペン/r プレッピー/プラチナ グレードのみ。(関連)スターター パック ピン math クラス。先生の最後の発言、彼は私の右手と左手プレス キャップのペンを作った
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This is apparently what happened this morning. Thank you, yet incredibly sharp high-quality pen/r preppy / Platinum grade only. (Related) Starter Pack pin math class. Teacher's final remarks, he made a pen in my right hand and left hand press Cap
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