YOU SAID:
This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
INTO JAPANESE
この男は、こんにちは、私は自殺したいと言います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This guy says hello I want to kill myself.
INTO JAPANESE
この男は、こんにちは、私は自殺したいと言っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This guy says hello I want to kill myself.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.