YOU SAID:

This guy came up to me and said “your not funny sir” then I squirted my puss on him

INTO JAPANESE

この男が私に近づいてきて「あなたの面白い先生」と言いました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This man came closer to me and said, "Your funny teacher."

INTO JAPANESE

この男は私に近づいてきて、「あなたの面白い先生」と言った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This man came closer to me and said, "Your funny teacher."