YOU SAID:

this crapulous carsmashing cheesing is a loquacious banana

INTO JAPANESE

このひどい車を破壊するチーズは多弁なバナナだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cheese that destroys this damn car is a loquacious banana.

INTO JAPANESE

このいまいましい車を破壊するチーズは、おしゃべりなバナナです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cheese that destroys this damn car is a talking banana.

INTO JAPANESE

このいまいましい車を破壊するチーズはしゃべるバナナだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cheese that destroys this damn car is a talking banana.