YOU SAID:
This Computer i'm writing on is a product of the havoc wreaking plastic industries tainting the lives of innocent Chinese citizens who spend their days eating rice and talking very loudly until the smoke clogs up their tacky lungs
INTO JAPANESE
私が書いているこのコンピューターは、ご飯を食べて煙が粘着性の肺を詰まらせるまで非常に大声で話す日々を過ごす罪のない中国の市民の生活を汚す破壊的なプラスチック産業の産物です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The computer I'm writing is a product of the destructive plastic industry that pollutes the lives of innocent Chinese citizens who eat rice and spend very loud days until smoke clogs the sticky lungs
INTO JAPANESE
私が書いているコンピューターは破壊的なプラスチック産業の製品であり、ご飯を食べて煙が粘着性肺を詰まらせるまで非常に騒々しい日を過ごす無実の中国市民の生活を汚染する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The computer I'm writing is a product of the destructive plastic industry that pollutes the life of an innocent Chinese citizen who eats rice and spends a very noisy day until the smoke clogs the sticky lungs
INTO JAPANESE
私が書いているコンピューターは破壊的なプラスチック産業の製品であり、米を食べて煙が粘着性肺を詰まらせるまで非常に騒々しい一日を過ごす無実の中国市民の生活を汚染する
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The computer I'm writing is a product of the destructive plastic industry that pollutes the life of an innocent Chinese citizen who eats rice and spends a very noisy day until the smoke clogs the sticky lungs
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