YOU SAID:
this class is like a pig eating toeenails, im dying
INTO JAPANESE
この授業は豚が爪先を食べるようなもので、私は死にかけている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
this lesson is like a pig eating its claws and I'm dying
INTO JAPANESE
このレッスンは、豚がその爪を食べるようなもので、私は死にかけている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
this lesson is like a pig eating its claws and I'm dying
That didn't even make that much sense in English.