YOU SAID:

this chokey bloke needs a helpful hug

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この chokey 野郎有用な抱擁が必要

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Requires this of the chokey bastard useful hug

INTO JAPANESE

Chokey 野郎有用な抱擁のこれが必要です。

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This embrace of the CHOKEY bastard useful is necessary.

INTO JAPANESE

この役に立つ CHOKEY 野郎は必要。

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This useful CHOKEY bastards need.

INTO JAPANESE

役に立つ CHOKEY のできそこない必要では。

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In the of the CHOKEY useful bastards need.

INTO JAPANESE

、CHOKEY の有用なできそこないが必要があります。

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The should be a useful bastards of the CHOKEY.

INTO JAPANESE

CHOKEY の有用なできそこないをする必要があります。

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You must be a useful bastards of the CHOKEY.

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CHOKEY の有用なできそこないをある必要があります。

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You must be a useful bastards of the CHOKEY.