YOU SAID:
This chicken tastes like buffalo, which tastes like pork, which tastes like mayonnaise, which tastes like kids tears, which tastes like broken hearts, which taste like chicken.
INTO JAPANESE
この鶏は、バッファローは、マヨネーズは、子供の涙のような味が失恋、鶏肉のような味のような味のような味豚肉のような味のような味します。
You've done this before, haven't you.