YOU SAID:
This chick in my English class kicked my taint
INTO JAPANESE
私の英語のクラスのこの女は私の汚れを蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This woman in my English class kicked my dirt
INTO JAPANESE
私の英語のクラスのこの女性は私の汚れを蹴った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This woman in my English class kicked my dirt
That didn't even make that much sense in English.