YOU SAID:
This bloke stole my ton of pounds! I'm now skinny!
INTO JAPANESE
この男は私の何ポンドも盗んだのです!今は痩せましたよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This guy stole pounds from me! I have lost weight now!
INTO JAPANESE
この男は私から何ポンドも盗んだのです!今は痩せましたよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This man stole pounds from me! I have lost weight now!
INTO JAPANESE
この男は私から何ポンドも盗んだのです!今は痩せましたよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This man stole pounds from me! I have lost weight now!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.