YOU SAID:

things do not make sense and almost never make sense but i wish they did make sense and maybe they will make sense or maybe they will not make sense because you never know what will happen.

INTO JAPANESE

物事は意味をなさないし、ほとんど意味がありませんが、私はそれらが意味をなすことを願っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Things don't make sense and very little, but I hope they make sense.

INTO JAPANESE

だったら どうして下らないインタビューなんかを 受け入れられない事があるのに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So... why are you even doing this stupid interview then, if things don't make sense?

INTO JAPANESE

だったら どうして下らないインタビューなんかを 受け入れられない事があるのに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So... why are you even doing this stupid interview then, if things don't make sense?