YOU SAID:
Things can either have sharp blue spikes or be yummy, but not both, as the qualities of having blue spikes and being yummy are mutually exclusive.
INTO JAPANESE
ものか、シャープ ブルーのスパイクがあるおいしい、しかし両方とも青い穂状花序を持つ、おいしいされているの資質は、相互に排他的なのでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey there is something sharp blue spikes right with both blue spikes, but delicious is that qualities are mutually exclusive.
Come on, you can do better than that.