YOU SAID:
Things can either have sharp blue spikes or be yummy, but not both, as the qualities of having blue spikes and being yummy are mutually exclusive.
INTO JAPANESE
ものか、シャープ ブルーのスパイクがあるおいしい、しかし両方とも青い穂状花序を持つ、おいしいされているの資質は、相互に排他的なのでいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey there is something sharp blue spikes right with both blue spikes, but delicious is that qualities are mutually exclusive.
That's deep, man.