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They will hunt you down like the dirty monkey you are and force you to wear a moose skin and ride a greased pig while singing folk tunes. They are forcing me to ride the piggy as I write this. The piggy is smelly!!

INTO JAPANESE

彼らはあなたを汚い猿のように追い詰め、ヘラジカの皮をかぶって民謡を歌いながら油を塗った豚に乗ることを強制します。これを書いている間、彼らは私に豚に乗るよう強制しています。豚が臭い！！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They hunt you down like a dirty monkey and force you to wear a moose skin and ride a greased pig while singing folk songs. As I write this they are forcing me to ride a pig. The pig stinks! !

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは汚い猿のようにあなたを追い詰め、民謡を歌いながらヘラジカの皮をかぶって油を塗った豚に乗ることを強制します。私がこれを書いているとき、彼らは私に豚に乗るように強制しています。豚が臭い！ ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They corner you like a dirty monkey and force you to wear a moose skin and ride a greased pig while singing folk songs. As I write this they are forcing me to ride a pig. The pig stinks! !

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは汚い猿のようにあなたを追い詰め、ヘラジカの皮をかぶって民謡を歌いながら油を塗った豚に乗ることを強制します。私がこれを書いているとき、彼らは私に豚に乗るように強制しています。豚が臭い！ ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

They corner you like a dirty monkey and force you to wear a moose skin and ride a greased pig while singing folk songs. As I write this they are forcing me to ride a pig. The pig stinks! !