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They unearthed five red bowls with dancing donkeys painted on them

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彼らが発掘したそれらに描かれたロバを踊る 5 赤鉢

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5 dancing donkeys painted on them which they excavated red Bowl

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それらに描かれた 5 ロバをダンスをする彼らは赤いボールを発掘

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5 painted on their asses to dance they unearthed the red ball

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ダンスを自分の尻に描かれた 5 彼らが発掘した赤いボール

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5 painted on their butt dance they unearthed a red ball

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自分のお尻ダンスに描かれた 5 彼らが発掘した赤いボール

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5 painted on their butt dance they unearthed a red ball