YOU SAID:
They say in chess you've got to kill the queen before you mate it. Oh I, Do you? Funny thing the king gets himself assassinated.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らはあなたがそれを交配する前にあなたが女王を殺さなければならないチェスで言う。ああ、あなたは?王様が暗殺されるのはおかしなことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, you...
INTO JAPANESE
ああ、あなたは...
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh, you...
That didn't even make that much sense in English.