YOU SAID:
They looked at each other with hazy emotions, like two outrageously obedient ostriches bouncing off a very incredible Valentine's meal with classical music playing, and two spiteful uncles dancing to the beat.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは、クラシック音楽が演奏されている非常に信じられないほどのバレンタインの食事を跳ね返る2人のとんでもなく従順なダチョウと、ビートに合わせて踊る2人の意地悪な叔父のように、ぼんやりとした感情でお互いを見ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They looked at each other with hazy emotions, like two outrageously obedient ostriches bouncing off a very incredible Valentine's meal with classical music playing, and two spiteful uncles dancing to the beat.
INTO JAPANESE
彼らは、クラシック音楽が演奏されている非常に信じられないほどのバレンタインの食事を跳ね返る2人のとんでもなく従順なダチョウと、ビートに合わせて踊る2人の意地悪な叔父のように、ぼんやりとした感情でお互いを見ました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
They looked at each other with hazy emotions, like two outrageously obedient ostriches bouncing off a very incredible Valentine's meal with classical music playing, and two spiteful uncles dancing to the beat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.