YOU SAID:

Theres this little thing called intelligence which you dont have a shred

INTO JAPANESE

あなたには欠片もない知性と呼ばれるこの小さなものがあります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You have this little thing called perfect intelligence.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたには完璧な知性と呼ばれるものがあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You have what is called perfect intelligence.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたはいわゆる完璧な知性を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You have what is called perfect intelligence.