YOU SAID:

theres no way this actually works

INTO JAPANESE

これが実際に機能するわけではありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This doesn't really work.

INTO JAPANESE

これはあまり効果がありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is not very effective.

INTO JAPANESE

これはあまり効果的ではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

This is not very effective.