YOU SAID:
There was this beaver without a tail and it was bright pink and white and it tried to attack me and my only way defend me was to throw groceries at it
INTO JAPANESE
尻尾のないビーバーがいて、明るいピンクと白で私を攻撃しようとしたのですが、私を守る唯一の方法は食料品を投げつけることだけでした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a beaver with no tail, bright pink and white, that tried to attack me, and the only way to defend myself was to throw groceries at me.
INTO JAPANESE
尻尾のない、明るいピンクと白のビーバーが私を攻撃しようとしましたが、自分を守る唯一の方法は食料品を私に投げつけることだけでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A tailless, bright pink and white beaver tried to attack me, and the only way I could defend myself was by throwing groceries at me.
INTO JAPANESE
尻尾のない、鮮やかなピンクと白のビーバーが私を攻撃しようとしましたが、私が身を守る唯一の方法は、食料品を投げつけることだけでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A bright pink and white tailless beaver tried to attack me, and the only way I could defend myself was by throwing groceries at it.
INTO JAPANESE
明るいピンクと白の尾のないビーバーが私を攻撃しようとしましたが、私が身を守る唯一の方法は、食料品を投げつけることだけでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A bright pink and white tailless beaver tried to attack me, and the only way I could defend myself was by hurling groceries at it.
INTO JAPANESE
鮮やかなピンクと白の尾のないビーバーが私を攻撃しようとしましたが、私が身を守る唯一の方法は、食料品を投げつけることだけでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A bright pink and white tailless beaver tried to attack me, and the only way I could defend myself was by hurling groceries at it.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.