YOU SAID:
there was once a little lady. They're here! She whooped. Their car was dented cause it was made of the leading lead
INTO JAPANESE
かつては小さな女性がいました。彼らは来た!彼女は叫んだ。彼らの車はへこんでいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There used to be a small woman. They came! She cried. Their car was dented
INTO JAPANESE
以前は小さな女性がいました。彼らが来ました!彼女は泣いた。彼らの車はへこんでいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There used to be a small woman. They came! She cried. Their car was dented
That didn't even make that much sense in English.