YOU SAID:

there was bacon flying around my room, but i ate it, so you wouldn't believe me

INTO JAPANESE

そこに私の部屋の周りを飛ぶベーコンでしたが、私はそれを食べたので、あなたは私を信じていないだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It was there in bacon flying around my room, so I ate it, you would not believe me

INTO JAPANESE

それは私の部屋の周りに飛んでベーコンにあったので、私はそれを食べ、あなたは私を信じていないだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because it was in the bacon flying around my room, I eat it, you would not believe me

INTO JAPANESE

それは私の部屋の周りを飛ぶベーコンにあったので、私はそれを食べる、あなたは私を信じていないだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because it was in the bacon to fly around my room, I eat it, you would not believe me

INTO JAPANESE

それは私の部屋の周りに飛ぶためにベーコンにいたので、私はそれを食べる、あなたは私を信じていないだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Because it was in the bacon to fly around my room, I eat it, you would not believe me