YOU SAID:
There was a pancake on the ceiling
INTO JAPANESE
天井にパンケーキがありました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a panque on the ceiling
INTO JAPANESE
天井にパンクがありました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a flat tire on the ceiling
INTO JAPANESE
天井にパンクしたタイヤがあった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a flat tire on the ceiling
You should move to Japan!