YOU SAID:
there was a homeless man eating my donkey
INTO JAPANESE
私のろばを食べるホームレスの男がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a homeless man to eat my ass
INTO JAPANESE
私のお尻を食べるにホームレスの男がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a homeless man to eat my ass
Come on, you can do better than that.