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there was a duck that i met across the street and i was like "yo what is up" and he flipped me off and i was like thinking like wHappy Birthday to Youoah buddy what the heck??

INTO JAPANESE

道の向こうで出会ったアヒルがいて、私が「おい、どうしたんだ？」と言ったら、彼は私に中指を立てたので、私は「お誕生日おめでとう、友よ、一体何なんだ？」と思った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There was this duck I met across the street and I was like, "Hey man, what's up?" and he gave me the middle finger and I was like, "Happy birthday, my friend, what the hell?"

INTO JAPANESE

道の向こうで出会ったアヒルに「やあ、どうしたの？」って聞いたら、中指を立てられたので、「お誕生日おめでとう、友よ、一体何なの？」って思った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I met a duck across the street and said, "Hey, what's up?" and he gave me the finger, and I was like, "Happy birthday, my friend, what on earth?"

INTO JAPANESE

道の向こうでアヒルに会って、「やあ、どうしたの？」って言ったら、アヒルが私に中指を立てたので、私は「お誕生日おめでとう、友よ、一体何なの？」って感じでした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I met a duck across the street and I was like, "Hey, what's up?" and he gave me the finger and I was like, "Happy birthday, my friend, what the hell?"

INTO JAPANESE

道の向こうでアヒルに会ったので、「やあ、どうしたの？」って聞いたら、アヒルが私に中指を立てたので、「お誕生日おめでとう、友よ、一体何なの？」って思った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I met a duck across the street and I was like, "Hey, what's up?" and he gave me the finger and I was like, "Happy birthday, my friend, what the hell?"