YOU SAID:
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY FORTUNE COOKIE
INTO JAPANESE
私の味方に間違ったものがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a mistake on my side
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の側で間違いがある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a mistake on my part
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分のミスを犯している
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am making my own mistake
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分の間違いを犯している
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am making my own mistake
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