YOU SAID:
There's poo in my shoe
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴にうんちがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a poop in my shoes
INTO JAPANESE
靴にうんちがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a poop on my shoes
INTO JAPANESE
靴にうんちがあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a poop on my shoes
You've done this before, haven't you.