YOU SAID:

there once was a man who was a woman with a dog who was a cow pen

INTO JAPANESE

かつて牛のペンである犬を持つ女性だった男がいました

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There was a man who was once a woman with a dog, a cow pen

INTO JAPANESE

女の人が一緒でした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There was a woman with him here...

INTO JAPANESE

女の人が一緒でした

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There was a woman with him here...