YOU SAID:

there once was a man who pooped his pants and sharted. the end

INTO JAPANESE

かつてはズボンをはいてシャットアウトする男がいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There was once a man who wore trousers and shut out.

INTO JAPANESE

かつてズボンを履いて黙っていた男がいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There used to be a man who was silent in his pants.

INTO JAPANESE

昔はズボンの中で黙っていた男がいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There used to be a man in his pants who kept silent.

INTO JAPANESE

昔はズボンの中に黙っている男がいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There used to be a silent man in his pants.

INTO JAPANESE

昔はズボンの中に無言の男がいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There used to be a silent man in his pants.