YOU SAID:
There once was a man that was ambidextrous
INTO JAPANESE
かつて両利きの男がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was an ambidextrous man
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、両利きの男がいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was an ambidextrous man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.