YOU SAID:
There once was a man named Thanos. He sucked.
INTO JAPANESE
かつてサノスという男がいました。彼は吸った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There used to be a man named Thanos. He smoked.
INTO JAPANESE
かつてサノスという男がいました。彼は喫煙した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There used to be a man named Thanos. He smoked.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.