YOU SAID:
There once was a man named sam and he wanted green eggs and ham but eggs and ham are not green if they where sam would be dead
INTO JAPANESE
かつてサムという男がいて、緑色の卵とハムが欲しかったのですが、サムが死んでしまうと卵とハムは緑色ではありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There used to be a man named Sam who wanted green eggs and ham, but when Sam died, the eggs and ham weren't green.
INTO JAPANESE
かつては緑の卵とハムが欲しかったサムという男がいましたが、サムが亡くなったとき、卵とハムは緑ではありませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There used to be a man named Sam who wanted green eggs and ham, but when Sam died, the eggs and ham weren't green.
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