YOU SAID:
There once was a man named pajeet who crossed the Indian street, he found a spot, proceeded to squat and promptly shat over his feet
INTO JAPANESE
かつてインドの通りを渡ったパジェットという男がいましたが、彼はその場所を見つけ、スクワットしてすぐに足元を汚しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was a man named Paget who crossed the street in India, and he found the place, squatted and immediately dirtyed his feet.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、インドの通りを渡っていたパジェットという男がいました。彼はその場所を見つけ、スクワットしてすぐに足を汚しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was a man named Paget who was crossing the street in India. He found the place, squatted and immediately dirty his feet.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、インドの通りを横切っていたパジェットという男がいました。彼はその場所を見つけ、スクワットしてすぐに足を汚した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was a man named Paget who was crossing the street in India. He found the place, squatted and immediately dirty his feet.
You should move to Japan!