YOU SAID:
There once was a man from Peru; Who dreampt he was eating his shoe; When he awoke, he had found; That his horrifying dream had come true.
INTO JAPANESE
ペルーから来た人がいました。彼が自分の靴を食べているのを夢見た人。目が覚めたとき、彼は見つけました。彼の恐ろしい夢が叶ったこと。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a person from Peru. Someone who dreamed that he was eating his shoes. He woke up when he woke up. That his awful dream came true.
INTO JAPANESE
ペルーからの人がいました。彼が自分の靴を食べていることを夢見ていた人。彼は目が覚めると目が覚めた。彼のひどい夢がかなったこと。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There was a person from Peru. Someone who dreamed that he was eating his shoes. He woke up when he woke up. That his awful dream came true.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.