YOU SAID:
There once was a man from Arizona
INTO JAPANESE
昔、アリゾナから来た男がいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a man from Arizona
INTO JAPANESE
むかしむかし、アリゾナから来た男がいました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a man from Arizona
That didn't even make that much sense in English.