YOU SAID:
There once was a man called Pete the feet, who thought he had feet but he didn't have feet
INTO JAPANESE
足があると思ったが足がないと思った足がピートという人がいた
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There was a person who thought that there was a foot but the foot I thought was missing was Pete
INTO JAPANESE
足があると思ったが足りなかったと思う人はピートだった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People who thought that there was a foot, but I thought it was missing Pete
INTO JAPANESE
足があると思ったがピートが足りないと思った人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The person who thought that there was a foot but thought that Pete was not enough
INTO JAPANESE
足があると思ったがピートが足りないと思った人
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The person who thought that there was a foot but thought that Pete was not enough
Come on, you can do better than that.