YOU SAID:
There once was a man called pajeet who crossed the Indian street, he found a spot, proceeded to squat and promptly shat over his feet
INTO JAPANESE
かつてインドの通りを渡ったパジェットという男がいましたが、彼はその場所を見つけてスクワットし、すぐに足元を汚しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was a man named Paget who crossed the street in India, but he found the place, squatted, and quickly dirtied his feet.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、インドの通りを渡っていたパジェットという男がいましたが、彼はその場所を見つけて、スクワットし、すぐに足を汚しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was a man named Paget who was crossing the street in India, but he found the place, squatted, and soon got his feet dirty.
INTO JAPANESE
昔、インドの通りを横切っていたパジェットという男がいましたが、彼はその場所を見つけてスクワットし、すぐに足を汚しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time, there was a man named Paget who was crossing the street in India, but he found the place, squatted, and soon got his feet dirty.
You should move to Japan!