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There once was a man called pajeet, who crossed the Indian street, he found a spot proceeded to squat and promptly shat over his feet

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かつてインドの通りを横切っていたpajeetと呼ばれる男がいました、彼はしゃがんで、すぐに彼の足の上にすすり散って進んだ場所を見つけました

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Once there was a man called pajeet who was crossing a street in India, he was squatting and immediately found a spot where he splattered on his feet

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インドの通りを横切っていたpajeetと呼ばれる人がいたとき、彼はしゃがんでいて、すぐに彼が彼の足に飛び散った場所を見つけました

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When there was a man called pajeet who was crossing a street in India, he was squatting and immediately found out where he splattered on his leg

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インドの通りを横切っていたpajeetと呼ばれる男がいたとき、彼はしゃがんでいて、すぐに彼が彼の足に飛び散ったところを見つけました

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When there was a man called pajeet who was crossing a street in India, he was squatting and immediately found where he splattered on his leg

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インドの通りを横切っていたpajeetと呼ばれる人がいたとき、彼はしゃがんでいてすぐに彼が彼の足に飛び散ったところを見つけました

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When there was a man called pajeet who was crossing a street in India, he was squatting and immediately found where he splattered on his leg