YOU SAID:
There once was a farmer named Pete, Pete had a horrible Jeep, Pete drove his Jeep and Pete loved his sheep, even in his sleep
INTO JAPANESE
かつてピートという名前の農民がいました、ピートは恐ろしいジープを持っていました、ピートは彼のジープを運転しました、そしてピートは彼の睡眠中でも彼の羊を愛していました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There used to be a peasant named Pete, Pete had a terrifying jeep, Pete drove his jeep, and Pete loved his sheep even during his sleep.
INTO JAPANESE
かつてピートという農民がいました、ピートは恐ろしいジープを持っていました、ピートは彼のジープを運転しました、そしてピートは彼の睡眠の間でさえ彼の羊を愛していました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There used to be a peasant named Pete, Pete had a terrifying jeep, Pete drove his jeep, and Pete loved his sheep even during his sleep.
Come on, you can do better than that.