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there once was a dude from kentucky who decide to go for some funny things at the bar he drove in his cool car and something, i don't know

INTO JAPANESE

昔、ケンタッキー州から来た男が、カッコいい車でバーに行って面白いことをしようと決めたんだけど、何か分からないけど

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Once upon a time, a guy from Kentucky decided to drive a cool car to a bar and do something fun, but I don't know what.

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、ケンタッキー州の男がクールな車を運転してバーに行き、何か楽しいことをしようと決めましたが、私にはわかりません。

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Once upon a time, a guy from Kentucky drove a cool car to a bar and decided to do something fun, but I don't know.

INTO JAPANESE

むかしむかし、ケンタッキー州から来た男がクールな車を運転してバーに行き、何か楽しいことをしようと決めましたが、私は知りません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once upon a time, a guy from Kentucky drove a cool car to a bar and decided to do something fun, but I don't know.