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There once was a dog that lived till he was 60, how does a dog live for that long you might ask? because he was a furry and immortal. Well until he was hit by a semi truck while running out onto the road for a grenade
INTO JAPANESE
昔、60歳まで生きた犬がいましたが、どうしてそんなに長生きするのですか?彼は毛むくじゃらで不滅だったからです。手榴弾を求めて道路に飛び出しているときに、彼がセミトラックにぶつかるまでは
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a dog who lived to be 60 years old. Because he was shaggy and immortal. Until he was hit by a semi-truck while running out onto the road for a grenade.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、60歳まで生きた犬がいました。彼は毛むくじゃらで不滅だったからです。手榴弾を求めて道路に飛び出しているときにセミトラックにぶつかるまで。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a dog who lived to be 60 years old. Because he was shaggy and immortal. Until I was hit by a semi-truck while dashing out onto the road for a grenade.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、60歳まで生きた犬がいました。彼は毛むくじゃらで不滅だったからです。手榴弾を求めて道路に飛び出しているときに、セミトラックにぶつかるまで。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a dog who lived to be 60 years old. Because he was shaggy and immortal. Until he was hit by a semi-truck while he was out on the road for a grenade.
INTO JAPANESE
昔々、60歳まで生きた犬がいました。彼は毛むくじゃらで不滅だったからです。彼が手榴弾のために道路に出ている間にセミトラックに襲われるまで。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once upon a time there was a dog who lived to be 60 years old. Because he was shaggy and immortal. Until he was hit by a semi-truck while he was out on the road for a grenade.
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