YOU SAID:

there once was a boy named andrew who was very cute and very handsome, but one day, he pooted, and his girlfriend killed him brutally.

INTO JAPANESE

かつて、非常にかわいいと非常にハンサムなアンドリューという名前の男の子がいましたが、ある日、彼はうんちをし、彼のガールフレンドは彼を残酷に殺しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Once there was a very cute and very handsome boy named Andrew, but one day he pooped and his girlfriend brutally killed him.

INTO JAPANESE

かつてアンドリューという名前の非常にかわいいと非常にハンサムな男の子がありましたが、ある日、彼はうんちをし、彼のガールフレンドは残酷に彼を殺しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There used to be a very cute and very handsome boy named Andrew, but one day he pooped and his girlfriend brutally killed him.

INTO JAPANESE

かつてはアンドリューという名前の非常にかわいいと非常にハンサムな少年がありましたが、ある日、彼はうんちをし、彼のガールフレンドは残酷に彼を殺しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There used to be a very cute and very handsome boy named Andrew, but one day he pooped and his girlfriend brutally killed him.