YOU SAID:
there's nothing wrong with you there's something wrong with the village
INTO JAPANESE
君には何の問題もない 村に何か問題がある
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's nothing's going on with you. There's something going on in the village.
INTO JAPANESE
君には何も起こっていない。 村で何かが起こっている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nothing is happening to you. Something is going on in the village.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたには何も起こっていません。 村で何かが起こっている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nothing is happening to you. Something is going on in the village.
Come on, you can do better than that.