YOU SAID:

There’s no room for your pig wife in here.

INTO JAPANESE

ここで豚妻のための余地はないです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is no room for pork my wife here.

INTO JAPANESE

私の妻はここでは豚肉の余地はないです。

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My wife isn't there is pork in here.

INTO JAPANESE

私の妻である豚肉ではないです。

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Don't pork my wife.

INTO JAPANESE

豚肉の私の妻をしないでください。