YOU SAID:
There's no place like this in Inaba,
INTO JAPANESE
いなばにはこんなところはない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There's no place like this in the inn.
INTO JAPANESE
宿にはこんな場所はない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is no place like this in the inn.
INTO JAPANESE
宿にはこんな場所はありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is no such place in the inn.
INTO JAPANESE
宿にはそんな場所はありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is no such place in the inn.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.