YOU SAID:

there isn't anything more amazing than a good bath bomb and my dad beating me

INTO JAPANESE

良い風呂爆弾と私の父が私を殴っている以上に驚くべきことは何もない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is nothing surprising beyond a good bath bomb and my father hitting me.

INTO JAPANESE

良い風呂爆弾と私の父が私を襲ったこと以外に驚くべきことは何もありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is nothing surprising except for a good bath bomb and my father hit me.

INTO JAPANESE

良い風呂爆弾と私の父が私を襲った以外に何も驚くべきことはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is nothing surprising except for a good bath bomb and my father hit me.