YOU SAID:
There isn't a chair so sit on air.
INTO JAPANESE
椅子は、空気の上に座るがないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is no Chair will sit on the air.
INTO JAPANESE
空気椅子は座ってないがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Air Chair is not sitting.
INTO JAPANESE
空気椅子は座っていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Air Chair is not sitting.
That's deep, man.